crime against fruit!!

crime 1: this morning as i did my garden surveillance.. i found one of the tomato seedling to be in a unnatural horizontal position with severed stem!!! *nawwwwwww!!* if i find the bird/ant/insect/slug/snail that did this.. there shall be blood shed, i promise!!

crime 2: after weeks of admiring my loquat tree laden with clusters of deliciously golden fruits.. i was really looking forward to a loquat feast! yet as i approached the tree for harvest.. i discovered a fruit fly epidemic!! plus those little f#$%ing buggers were very thorough and made sure EVERY single fruit is affected! so 1 heart wrenching hour later, with 5 massive bags of fruit in my garbage bin, lots of cursing of the fruit flies, RSI in my clipper holding arm, and endless heartache.. my loquat tree is now depressingly barren and sporting a sad looking home-made fruit fly trap with vegemite 'brew'.. sigh..

ooohhhhhhh the bontananaity!!