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I'm a sporadic organisational psychology phd student, full time day dreamer of alternative careers: cafe/bookshop/day spa lifestyle village empire entrepreneur; artist; travel writer; domestic goddess; property developer; fashion designer; retiree; organic farm/bed n breakkie; wife to billionaire heir; buddhist nun. when i'm not entertaining the above in my head, i'm busy navigating through life battling with myself to find eternal happiness armed with a skinny hazelnut flatwhite in my hand, twinkle of passion in my eyes, love in my heart and a barrage of great friends n family by my side.

Sunday, March 25, 2007

Jeans Definitions

ok, since my last post, it appears that not everyone categorize their jeans like me.. so here's a crash course on types of jeans in a girl's wardrobe..

skinny jeans - jeans that you wear when you Feel and/or ARE skinny from not eating for the past 2 days.. u feel dizzy both from the euphoria of being able to fit into the jeans, malnutrition, and how the jeans are so tight that it's cutting off your blood flow... but your brain chose to ignore your body's request for oxygen coz your booty looks soo HOT..

fat jeans - jeans that you fit into when u are abt to embark on a seafood buffet, for lazying around, or sometimes as the last resort when the only thing you can fit into is a potato sack let alone your skinny jeans or any other jeans you own.. or when you are sick of feeling like a denim wrapped ham in your skinny jeans.. comfort is a priority, you take solace in the roominess to make you feel like you are not as fat as you actually are and you no longer give a flying f#@* whether you look hot or not.

sentimental jeans - jeans that you would not wear out to public but it's hanging out in your wardrobe as a distant reminder that you were once on the edge of fashion, and just in case you want to do a rendition of 'hammer time', or you need those skinny leg jeans to go with your AC/DC shirt when you want to practice your air guitar, or that torn in twenty places light blue denim for some good 'ole quality Madonna-'papa don't preach' time...

savvy?

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